The REVERSE Side Of The Album
With TRACK LISTING.

Here is Hannah Montana's (Miley Cyrus)
New Album "Down on the farm"'
It was just released The "Utter" day.

In further cost cutting methods the drug sniffing
German Shepherds that have served the
department so well through
the years will now be replaced with
Chihuahuas.

When asked if it would make a
difference because of the speed
of the new vehicles (0-60 in 4 hrs)
Beans replied "well since there really is
no law or justice in Oak Ridge, this
really shouldn't matter".
Besides we can always just ask
criminals to slow down.

In an effort to downsize the ORPD Chief Of Police
DAVID "PINTO" BEANS Just announced today
his plans to outfit the dept with an all new fleet
of vehicles. Shown above is one of the new sporty
models. In an interview behind a garbage dumpster
at the Civic Center, Beans said that the modern police
cruisers that has been in use will be replaced immediately
by the new fuel saving vehicles like the one shown above.

BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR.....

Recently spotted coming out of the Dunkin Donuts on
Kingston Pike, none other than Mr. President Himself
Barack Obama. When asked what he was doing there
he replied "I Donut know nuthin' about that" and
"No comment".
He apparently likes the sprinkles.

Recently spotted coming out of the Golden Corral on
Clinton Highway was none other than Rock Superstar
legend MEATLOAF. When we asked meat what his
favorite item on the buffet was he just smirked &
said without any hesitation...THE MEATLOAF!
Imagine that!

A NEW feature on the gallery...Enjoy!

Please allow us to toot our own horn for a moment
and wish the art gallery a
HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
We appreciate your patronage
and we aint done yet!

Well Of course we also have
Lavoris & Shirley
Making their dreams come true
at the gym.
Taking life one day at a time, but then
that's yet another show.

Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Dopie Taylor
He then took steroids, grew up and created a show called
"Crappy Daze".
How bout that Joanie?...Oooh Lah Lah!

Bob Vila Shows Charles Ingalls How To Build A
Better House On His Prairie, & Charles Shows Bob How
To Plant Taters & Milk A Goat.
Exciting Stuff!

It's a comedy about 3 stand up comedians that
always wind up getting it in the end.
Too bad they are always the "butt" of
everyone else's jokes.

GREEN ACORNS, The story of a roofer who moved to the
country then took up flipping houses in a bad economy.
His wife Betty "BATTY" worked in the garden harvesting
a wee bit more than vegetables!
Together they survive despite their ancestors.

I had to go ballistic on Comcast yesterday as some
cable tv jockey tech dumba*s fresh out of tech
school disconnected the first cable wire he came to
yesterday which just happened to be ours!
Luckily after a rather heated phone call from me
they managed to get us reconnected this morning.

In TV reruns this week Major Doug Carter's plane goes down
while flying a reconnaisance mission over Tyson Park,
and Vicki blinks up a kid appearing in every picture at
the Knoxville Museum of Art.

Who would have ever thought it? To add a footnote to
the story it has been overwhelmingly decided to prop
up her carefully preserved corpse after death at all
Lady Vols basketball games for future inspiration!

Congrats to our proud young lady Tori
who is now in the nation's capitol
in pursuit of higher education.
Look out mr. President...here comes the
bad girl to the rescue.

Nothing But Re-Runs On TV Tonight?
Maybe It's Time To Go Workout ,Or Take The
Doggie For A Walk.
Max Agrees.

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Feature Just Scroll All The Way To

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The Correct Answer Will Be Posted

After The Polls Close. Have Fun!

For a video of us trimming the tree

click on the link below...

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FLASH player installed for it to work.

Hip Hip Hooray! Time To Get

Electrocuted All Over Again!

Bah Humbug! Look Who's Back Again!

The Timeless Holiday Story The Whole

Family Will Enjoy!

Well Christmas Is Nigh Upon Us & Here Are Some Of

The New Christmas Remake Classic Movies For

Your Consideration...

"It's A Wonderful Life On Wakeman Lane."

Starring: The Carvers.

Now Available In Hi Deaf & Blu-Ray Disc.

Well I did make a short trek into downtown Knoxville
today to do something i've been wanting to for some
time now.
Although I was about 26 years or so late the view
from the observation deck of the SUNSPHERE was
still pretty good.
I did manage to visit the 1982 World's Fair one time
during it's 6 month run (I was 17 at the time)
I never really got an opportunity to go inside the
Sunsphere then.
I also thought the Knoxville Convention Center was neat
(lots of dark corners to hide in & Christmas decorations.)
It's worth killing a few minutes if you get the chance.
Check it out sometime before they close it again.
I will be going back later with Sandy & taking some
pics (hopefully a better day of weather for it).

And Of Course What Would Thanksgiving

Be Without The Traditional Pumpkin Pie

All Dressed Up Of Course With...

A Healthy Dose Of Whipped Cream.

Oh & What A Feast It Shall Be!

Upside Down Alacarte Of Course

Thanks To Sandy. Hehehehe

Happy Thanksgiving To All. As We Prepare For Our Feast

Today Lets Not Forget All Of The Other Souls Much

Less Fortunate At This Time Of Year. Remember

Them In Your Thoughts & Prayers.

Being Sick Can Have It's Lighter Moments...

And Of Course What Visit Would Be Complete

Without An Image Of One's Attending Physician?

Sometimes You Just Gotta Get Tough To Get
What You Need In Life.

Can't This Hospital Do Nothing Right?

Me Holding My Yittle Tummy In Pain. Hehehehe!

For Those Of You Who May Not Know Yet

I Have Been To The Hospital For Acute

Diverticulitus With Accompanying Infection.

I Began A Regimen Of Varied Anti-Biotics

On Thursday Evening & Was Officially Released

From The Methodist Medical Center Of

Oak Ridge Yesterday. I Am Now Recuperating

At Home Preparing To Return To Work Tomorrow.

It Was An Experience To Say The Least.

I Would Like To Thank My Loving Wife Sandy

Who Was By My Side Almost 24/7.

She Truly Is Amazing & I Love Her With All

Of My Heart.

Would Also Like To Say Thanks To Mary. Bucky.

Justin. Tori. Mom & Dad For Visiting Me In

My Hour Of Need As Well As Telephone Support

From The Others Who Could Not Visit

For One Reason Or Another.

Thank You All & I Love You Too.

Technology Meets The Beverly Hillbillies.

A Belated Happy Birthday Wish Goes Out To
Mary Carver who's Big Day Was
Yesterday. I won't say how old she is
because I don't want to get slapped. Ha Ha.

Happy Birthday Today To My Loving Wife Sandy!

She is the big 32 today.

I hope she knows she is my life & my world

and I could not go on without her.

I love you sooooooooo much honey!

Well as you can see I got my FLU SHOT at Work yesterday.

OUCH! That Hurt!

Vicki's Ultrasound...It's A Lexus!!!

Okay I've Kept My Mouth Shut & Resisted The Temptation

Long Enough...

This News Today From The Bureau Of New Car Sales

And The Presentation Of The Award Goes To None Other

Than Our Own Vicki. Wow! What A Surprise!

Gene Rayburn Of Match Game Fame Broke

The Antenna Off Of His Shortwave Radio One

Day While Fiddling With The Controls But

Found The Microphone He Always Used To

Emcee The Match Game Worked Very Well

As A Suitable Replacement For The Antenna.

It Was Rumored To Work So Well That He

Was Actually Able To Pick Up The Empire

Of Japan On The Radio!

And Speaking Of Little House On The Prairie...

Charles Ingalls Would From Time To Time Often

See A Red Fuzzy Creature Out Behind The Barn.

Especially After Smoking The Bamboo From Plum Creek.

Fearing Being Sent To A Psychiatrist In Sleepy Eye

And Possibly Commited To The Insane Asylum In Mankato

He Never Made Mention Of This To Anyone Else.

There Was Never Anyone Named ADAM
in The TV Show ADAM 12. He Later Showed Up In
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE DOG
(Portrayed By Linwood Boomer) Geez I See
Why He Chose The Name Adam.

And Now At This Particularly Mysterious Time Of The Year

We Will Attempt To Dispel Some Rather Popular

Misconceptions...

First: JACK THE RIPPER & JACK THE TRIPPER

Two Very Different People. One Killed Ladies Of The Night

And One Was Just A Lady Killer (Cleverly In Disguise).

And In Print We Have This...